Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

  9.  "Bad Hair Day" takes on a whole new meaning.

  8.  Being nude diverts attention from the fact that you are also drunk.

  7.  People stop stealing your pens once they see where you keep them.

  6.  You want to see if it is like the dream.

  5.  Those creepy guys in marketing won't be looking down your blouse.

  4.  "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

  3.  It is an inventive way to finally meet that special person in human resources.

  2.  You can take advantage of "computer monitor radiation" to work on your tan.

  . . . and the number one reason to go to work naked . . .

  1.  Your boss is always yelling, "I want to see you ass in here by 8:00 in the morning."